(Source: cineraria, via thefrogman)

yourboyscoob1:

bestnatesmithever:

So, we used to waste hours throwing paper balls at trash cans trying to make it. Now we will spend hours throwing paper balls trying to miss.

Has science gone too far?

(via stepchildofthesun)

victoriousvocabulary:

HOROMETRY

[noun]

the art, practice, or method of measuring time by hours and subordinate divisions; the art or science of measuring time.

(Source: tastysynapse, via kchasmwords)

flawlessstark:

anisetwigbelly:

so it seems like some people’re going, ‘dwarves are kinda sucky houseguests

they’re burning elven furniture

that is the very definition of suck’

Buuuuuut I’m more inclined to believe the elves dug themselves a hole on this one:

‘Hey, elves, can we have some wood for our fire?’

‘NO YOU MAY NOT, YOU CANNOT CUT DOWN OUR LOVELY FOREST BRETHREN TO PREPARE YOUR RIDICULOUS SAUSAGE COMESTIBLES’

‘YOU ARE OUR GUESTS AND ARE REQUIRED TO LIVE UNDER OUR LORD ELROND’S LATEST DIETARY FAD NOW

‘SUCK ON A LEAF OR SOMETHING IF YOU’RE STILL HUNGRY’

‘NOW LEAVE US ALONE WE HAVE TO DISCUSS SWORDSMITHING AND OTHER THINGS ABOUT WHICH YOU DWARVEN LOUTS WOULD HAVE NOTHING TO CONTRIBUTE’

‘hohohohoho’

so then they have to run to Thorin

‘Thoooorriiiiinnn, we can’t eat SALAD but we can’t cook SAUSAGES EITHER, they won’t LET US, what do we DO’

whereupon Thorin quickly loses it because he and Gandalf are too busy having a grown-up conversation about how they’ll sneak out after curfew

‘OMFG JUST BURN SOME FURNITURE OR SOMETHING GUYS

‘I DON’T KNOW

‘I’LL LEAVE A BLANK CHECK OR WHATEVER ON THE SINK FOR ELROND WHEN WE LEAVE OKAY

‘JUST STOP BOTHERING ME

‘JESUS GOD’

(I mean, let’s all remember how Bilbo woke up after the unexpected party and his place was brand spanking clean)

(the dwarves were just fucking with the elves because they felt they were short-shrifted on hospitality and thus deliberately insulted)

(always assuming dwarves = vikings on the culture front)

(ALWAYS ASSUMING THAT)

(based on this post)

/dead

(via vardaesque)

alchemicalalice:

jtammanyhall:

All the Bonds.

I like that everyone steps out or down except for Pierce Brosnan. 

Pierce Brosnan…pivots. 

(via knitmeapony)

Mass Effect 30 Day Challenge
Day 04 → Favourite Story-line Mission?
L The Suicide Mission.

(via fuckyeah-masseffect)

thefrogman:

CubeStormer II created by Dave Gilday & Mike Dobson [video]

That’s made our of Legos….

(Source: cineraria)